I'm a photographer by day..
A devilish by night, and on full moon's night i turn into a ...........a drunk pony wearing a pink frock with dolphins on them... i enjoy pinching walls.
I understand 8 languages (octalingual) ..and sometimes i speak gibberish too... I was a fat kid in school...made of fun of by all the girls....nothing has changed......oh rubbish..i have a 4 pack now...
So the tables have turned and i like the end i'm seated at !!
I hate emo talk coz i'm a happy go lucky guy ..but when ppl start yapping....i look at the ceiling and wait to be abducted by aliens
Girls with baggage are evil. I say we tape their mouths and stick bubblegum in their hair.
Things I enjoy
Chasing dogz, Barking in the middle of the night...and the neighbour's blaming their pet dog....Ringing people's door bells, Pointing to the sky (try it..in bangladesh...everyone looks ! ) occasionally i enjoy long walks on the dark roads...until i realise im on a treadmill at home...
I like taking monkeys out on dates and showing them a good time...i can never tell the difference between them and women..just kidding.... ofcourse i know the difference ...women jump, scratch and make funny sounds..In my last life i was a cheerleader and a ballerina.
I thought Adrian from the Rocky series was the most annoying character ever created..i hope i never meet a girl like her. Rocky should have used her as a punching bag..would have been more entertaining.
On the weekends I hang with my crew who are a gifted bunch of leprechauns....i trip kids for fun...maybe throw stones at the ones who put up a fight... i arm wrestle with 5 yr old girls and I still haven't won a single match.
I once screamed at a lady in a lift. I believed it was her telling me which floor we kept stopping at.
I like annoying little babies by speaking to them in the Queen's english. Not " ooooooobly woooobly woooooosh the rabbit ran out of the bush "! I save that one for my special someone.
Stand up Comedy is not my scene. I like to sit down and crack bad jokes.
I keep playing Fergie Ferguson's song 'Glamorous' over and over again hoping maybe once she'll spell it wrong..
I think dhakaiya girls are hot...They think im not.
I think your mom is fat..
i doodle circles on blank pages to scare my mom about how i'm part of the Ring part 3
My parents believe i need professional help
This beat is whack ...your momma is FAT..
....i think all i need is Scarlett Johansson, Marisa Miller, Jessica Biel, Mandy Moore, Shannon Elizabeth, Hillary Duff, Hayden Panettiere, Eva Mendes and ofcourse ....Megan Fox
They are just what the doctor ordered =D
If you're a girl i won't use corny cheesy lines ....i will just throw corn and cheese at you.
I'm just a fun bloke who is entertaining to be with.
Single by choice ...Funny by nature. *strikes a pose*
Family Details
Basic
Father :
Business
Mother :
Business
Brother(s) :
1
Sister(s) :
1
About My Family
people i care most is my mother then comes the rest of my family member ........ never have loved anyone more than my parents. what ever i am today is just an reflection of my family :) they r all educated and friendly in nature . understanding enough to handle and sort of situation and matured enough to understand the trends and the generation gaps. i never saw ma parents mixing up their slots ...... they are all religious when it comes to religion and the best person when it comes to party ;)
